well...here we go

The one thing I didn't do last time I detoxed was write about it (the Martha's Vineyard Detox diet: http://mvdietdetox.com, for those of you interested in finding out about the root of my suffering). Oh sure; I bitched about it, cried over it, and even (very rarely) got excited about it...but I never put pen to paper (words to web?) and discussed WWWWTTTTFFFF was happening to me.

This time I will.

• Anytime I want to eat the chair I'm sitting on? Blog instead.
• Whenever I get mad at my cat because I still have to feed him even though I can't feed myself? Blogging!
• Every time 3PM rolls around and Summer tells me she's hungry? A friendly slap to the face, and THEN blogging. :)

Obviously we have already missed out on the build up (AKA me eating an entire order of chips and queso, a tub of hummus, half a pizza, and a bunch of pasta in the hours leading up to midnight-the start of my detox) and prime first day material, but I'll make up for it over the next three weeks I'm sure.

All I really have to say about today is MY CO-WORKERS ARE EVIL, EVIL PEOPLE:

help yourself!

I mean, REALLY?! On DAY ONE there has to be free donuts sitting within view?! Oy...it's going to be a looooooooong few weeks.